The Neezie NEWS

‘At least it wasn’t on my head’: King laughs off bird poo misfortune

Pleazie Take

King Charles laughing off bird poop feels like a metaphor for monarchy itself — shrugging off the mess while the public foots the cleaning bill. If only centuries of colonial excrement were so easily dismissed.

Cheeky Synopsis

A bird got one thing right: it recognized royalty as the perfect place to drop a critique.

Why It Matters

The British monarchy’s performative charm tour won’t erase its legacy of extraction across colonized nations, including many Black and brown communities.